When life gives you lemons, tattoo a nail on that shit.

A real verified internet troll. They exist.

Umm, first of all, that looks like Jewel. Second of all, *punches guy in the face*. This had to be the losing end of a big bet.

Freedom is a whole chicken. We can’t tell if it’s cooked or not. If it was our freedom, it would be cooked rotisserie style.

We are not sure if this is a Win or a Fail. Bill Cosby is funny and it is a good tat, but none the less, it is a tatoo of Bill Cosby. We’re torn.