Freedom is a whole chicken. We can’t tell if it’s cooked or not. If it was our freedom, it would be cooked rotisserie style.

We wonder which one of them thought this was a good idea? He’s a genius now.

He is a good son. He is a patriot. He is a wait what?

We were just pondering what old X-to-tha-Z X-Zibit was up to post Pimp My Ride.

Is it possible that they didn’t know she was there?